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Thursday, April 07, 2005

Stubborn Nerds Are Too Stupid To Admit That They Waited In The Wrong Line

Star Wars fans have started queuing seven weeks early for the opening of the final movie - but appear to have camped outside the wrong cinema.

Dedicated fans are lining up outside the famous Grauman's Chinese Theatre in Hollywood but have been told it will open on 19 May at a cinema a mile away.

Producers opted to open the film at the ArcLight cinema, making it unlikely other cinemas in the area will show it.

But the fans are refusing to move, believing the news to be false.

Can we have triumph the insult dog interview them? Pretty please?

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4 Comments:

  • Did I ever tell you that, when Triumph the insult comic dog interviewed the nerds standing in line for Episode I in (I believe) NYC, someone I know briefly appeared and quickly tried to hide from the camera?

    He was a fellow computer science major at my university. A year younger than me, I believe.

    By Blogger Davíd, at April 07, 2005 9:42 AM  

  • Was he the guy whose last vagina he saw was his moms? 'Cause if it was, we could easily pitch in for a hooker.

    By Blogger Rob, at April 07, 2005 9:48 AM  

  • No, he didn't actually get interviewed. The camera was panning, he was suddenly caught - like a dear in the headlights - and then ducked out of frame.

    By Blogger Davíd, at April 07, 2005 9:57 AM  

  • Too bad. I was hoping that he'd be tainted with nerd stigma forever.

    By Blogger Rob, at April 07, 2005 10:05 AM  

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